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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
                            Tucker Max

This week: 101

Sentences of the week

1. El Bingeroso decided he was hungery, so he took out a whole roll of unopened, pre-made cookie dough from the refrigerator, tore off the package, plopped the whole thing down on a cookie sheet, and threw it in the oven, setting the temperature at somewhere around "Lowest Level of Hell."

2."I hate having smart friends."
I feel the same way sometimes.